JOEY LOCKWOOD- Joey's tendency to make up words initially comes across as dagnactic, but often results in heated quals. Strikingly, Joey is not gay, despite sleeping in a loft bed, enjoying salads, and having a irrational fear of birds. Joey is a "just-kidding" racist, but thinks he is allowed to be because he has brown friends. His recent desire to join a frat has made him realize reading is gay.
